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Review: Arrow S01E12 “Vertigo”

Can we just kill off the little sister? I’m down with that.

She’s annoying, bratty, and pointless. “It was just me and mom, you were dead!” “I hate mom, wish she had died!” “Oh, dad was the cheat? I’m so sorry!” We might give a crap about this plot line if it wasn’t so, well, bratty and pointless. What do we gain through all this? Character development? Nope. We already knew who the dad was and what everyone was like, the only person figuring this out now is Thea, a character that does absolutely nothing for the show but go around and whine. But of course, everyone jumps to her rescue after she mucks up. I say the brat should have been put in jail.

I suppose there was some kind of mimic here where Oliver is trying to ‘save her’ like he’s trying to protect the city, but it’s fail, utter fail.

Speaking of which, we have what should have been the main storyline and that is of Oliver going after The Count, another villain who is woefully addressed, not to mention badly acted. What was he going for? Joker on speed?

SSSSSSSSSssssssssoooooooooooooooooooooo much potential in this episode to really take the ‘mind bending’ aspect and run with it. Instead it’s pushed aside to make room for Thea’s plotline and a flashback which was totally obvious and pointless at the same time. Seriously, if the flashbacks are going to be nothing but ‘let’s see how many times Oliver can get caught and escape’ I’m going to start throwing things.

Lastly, come on Dresden, really? REALLY? You’re just going to take Oliver’s word that he was ‘just trying to get eyes on The Count’ when his own sister was caught with the drug? You’re a cop, even though Oliver was ‘technically right’ he still lied and you shouldn’t have just taken his, or anyone’s, word for it.

This show just continues to frustrate me, but at least I’m getting a lot of good advice on how not to treat a superhero show.

Bryan Singer tweeted a sset design meeting at Mell’s studio in Montreal:

What can we see here?

  • It’s a long, straight building, with what looks like an entrance on the side.
  • The entrance itself is kinda reminiscent of the door to Xavier’s underground facilities in the past movies but it looks like there may be steps there.
  • It also has the same kind of hard curved lines that seem to me made for shiny metal.
  • The layout to the side looks like a topographical map, like this will be near a lake.

At first blush, I do think this is an X-Men facility, likely the one under the mansion, but since it’s a massive build it would have to be McAvoy’s set, which makes sense, Xavier had to build it sometime. However, the map makes it seem like this won’t be under anything but a free-standing structure.

So on second thought this could be the Brotherhood’s hideout. Magneto has to set up shop somewhere and there was talk this movie might be more about him and his side of things anyway.

Basically, I really can’t see them doing such a massive build on anything other than these two things.  Even looking at the original DOFP storyline and the original films they haven’t really built those size of sets for anything else. Single rooms, sure, but a complex that size? I mean, look at it, that’s like the length of a strip mall at least.

But, like all things, only time will tell.

There is a great article below I’m rebloging from Newsarama about the recent uphevel in the comic book world over something that ‘might’ happen.

You see, the point of a serialized anything is to get you to come back each week, month, or whenever to buy the next issue or watch the next episode. This is why things like cliff-hangers were invented, not to mention teasers, solitations, trailers, etc. This can often be very fullfilling as you have something new to look forward to each week both in whatever the plot of that week’s issue/episode is and whatever you might learn about the over-reaching arc.

It’s natural to speculate on how things will play out: who might live/die, who might hook up, who is the killer, that kind of thing. However, in the modern age of instant feedback and instant gratification, that speculation is not left to languish over the week in a person’s own thoughts or a message board, instead, a million conversations take place instantly all feeding together like a hydra monster of sorts. When this happens, well, read the article below for a nice case study which can easily be applied to television as well:

Op/Ed: Super Serial – Monthly Storytelling Gets the Shaft

By Lucas Siegel, Newsarama Site Editor posted: 30 January 2013 02:55 pm  ET

It was the kiss heard round the world.

Doctor Octopus, who had recently taken over Spider-Man’s body, kissed Mary Jane Watson (unaware of the switch) passionately in the pages of Amazing Spider-Man #700, telling her he intended to renew their relationship. Before the kiss itself, he expressed how he was plotting to be with her, and she at one point tore open his shirt (revealing the Spider-Man costume). The villain pretending to be a hero looked at her lasciviously and clearly desired to have a romantic relationship with her…

And that, coupled with Superior Spider-Man #2‘s cover of the pair kissing again (or more accurately, Ock/Spidey stealing a kiss from the redhead), set off an internet firestorm, led by many respected commentators who one would assume know comics. People who have contributed to the industry through reports, criticism, and intelligent discussion started a fierce argument based, in the end, seemingly entirely on assumption and speculation.

MILD SPOILERS FOR SUPERIOR SPIDER-MAN #2 AHEAD

And now, with Superior Spider-Man #2 out and on the shelves, it all ends with Otto (again, somewhat gross and lasciviously) accessing Peter’s memories about his time with MJ. With great memories come great feelings, and now legitimately caring for her, decides to break things off entirely. Aside from that first big kiss in ASM #700 that set off the internet, all Otto wound up getting was a few pecks on the cheek.

 Now, the conversation about rape and how it’s portrayed/the subject is handled in comics and indeed all media is an extremely important (and sensitive) one, but not the subject of this article. We won’t be covering that today, and indeed, Steve Wacker didn’t discuss it at the time because it doesn’t actually happen in either of these comics. As Wacker said himself on Twitter when this first came up, “It’s an important topic, but I think it’s diminished by this kind of craziness.” Indeed, the only problem with how people approached the issues raised by ASM #700 and the subsequent covers is that they went after writer Dan Slott and editor Stephen Wacker simply because of potential. It seems to imply an ignorance of the serial nature of comic book storytelling, or at least a refusal to acknowledge it.

In two days of Twitter conversation about the subject, Wacker consistently tried to roll with any questions, and merely argued that readers should continue reading. His only direct comments about the issue itself were that the scene in ASM did not depict sex (true), and that people needed to read the first few issues of Superior to know how the story would play out. In other words, he did his exact job as editor of a serialized story — he told people to read it serially, as it came out, and didn’t spoil what his writer had, at that point, already written.

The ASM kiss

What this really speaks to is the nature of serialization in the internet age. With feedback and conversation truly instantaneous via Twitter and other social networks, solicitations showing covers and teasing at storylines three months ahead of time, and a constant need for immediate gratification, it seems that comic book readers may be losing the ability to simply enjoy serial fiction. Rather than thinking about what actually happens in the pages of a just-read book, readers have been trained — partially by themselves and peers in the internet indignation machine, partially by the culture of previews and interviews (of which we acknowledge our role in) — to always be thinking several months ahead in the future.

But covers have traditionally been misleading. Quick moments and cliffhangers and provocative covers — these are not only intended but necessary parts of a serial. Covers have nearly always had misleading elements, from announcing the death or retirement of a character to a misleading moment of passion between an unlikely pair. The whole point is to have a reader say “wait – what?” and have an intense desire to see what happens next. About a year and a half ago, another Marvel Comics cover showed a surprising kiss. Was Cyclops cheating on Emma Frost (who he had cheated with — mentally — on Jean Grey, of course)? Why would Storm be in his embrace and not with, you know, her husband at the time? Of course, it wound up being a misleading cover, showing an alternate reality. Indeed, scenes of romance and death are a traditional method of teasing readers to try to bring more eyes to the next issue. Again, it’s merely the definition of serialization.

 What people were angry about at first was the mere suggested possibility of more than a kiss, then the anger turned more towards Wacker and Slott’s unwillingness to accept their argument, or, in their own defense to tell readers how the story would play out a month in advance of the issues where the resolution took place. And that’s just not how serial storytelling is supposed to go.

So what’s the solution? Should solicitations not go out over the internet? That seems impossible at this stage, and fans have clear and easy access to the monthly Previews catalogue, anyway. Should creators and editors stay off of social networks and not interact with fans? Again, both impossible and frankly a bit silly. The positive examples of interaction are often overshadowed by the extreme fringe negatives with attacks and death threats, but the positeves tend to actually be more frequent and outweigh the negatives, with fans getting a behind-the-scenes look at the creation of the media they so enjoy.

No, the only real solution is for fans themselves to take a step back into the days when serial adventures were taken one at a time. Just because there can be an instant reaction doesn’t mean there has to be one.

At the very least, the tone of the far-too frequent internet indignation machine should be measured against both what we know and what we just think we know.

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Man of Steel's Amy Adams as Lois Lane

Man of Steel’s Amy Adams as Lois Lane

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Justice League. by ~CrudelyDrawnSky

Justice League. by ~CrudelyDrawnSky

Who Is Wonder Woman coverYesterday came the news via Deadline that the Wonder Woman tv series, Amazon, was pushed back to next season by CW. This makes a lot of sense seeing as apparently they had no script.

However, that really isn’t a reason for them to stop. The point of ‘pilot season‘ is to figure out what shows, which are at this point on paper, you want to produce. You then start the process of casting, getting a crew, stage set up, etc. They had already started on casting so they must have had least a bare bones script. All that they would need to do is settle everything else which is what getting greenlighted is all about. So there is no real excuse, logistics wise, for them to push back Amazon.

As for the possibility of this show pulling any ratings, the fact that Arrow has been doing quite well (for CW) despite the fact that I, personally, think it is horribly written, means that they know they have an audience. Although, there is much to be said about not wanting to flood the market… except that Arrow is the only superhero show on television at the moment seeing as Alphas has been cancelled.

I’m sure the execs who decided to push back Amazon have reasons we’re not privy to and that’s understandable. However, this doesn’t change the fact that Wonder Woman simply can’t catch a break.

In 2012, Warners said it was moving forward with a Wonder Woman movie, a movie we’ve not heard about since. That’s probably a good thing as the script was from the man who did the Green Lantern movie… and we all know how that turned out.

Adrianne Palicki as Wonder Woman

Adrianne Palicki as Wonder Woman
Let’s be honest, this looks like bad cosplay.

In 2011, NBC tried their hand at a Wonder Woman tv series with Adrianne Palicki as Wonder Woman, it failed spectacularly.

In 2010, X-Men producer Lauren Shuler Donner wanted to do a Wonder Woman movie because apparently Warners ‘doesn’t want’ the franchise. That also failed to materialize anything.

In… you know what, read these two articles:
Will Hollywood ever get ‘Wonder Woman’ right?
The Weird History of Wonder Woman in TV, Movies and Beyond

These articles pretty much show how crazy it’s been to get a live-action Wonder Woman on the air, be it tv or film, since Lynda Carter’s 1975 tv series.

This begs the question everyone has been trying to answer, why can’t Wonder Woman catch a break and have a tv show of her own, even if it’s animated?

There have long been complaints about equality on television and the lack of ‘strong female roles’, and while many might say “execs don’t think people would watch a female superhero”, I have to wonder if it’s actually more like people realizing that to make her the character everyone wants her to be would literally mean creating a whole new character that, technically, isn’t Wonder Woman.

Woman Woman was created in 1941. This is not exactly the most progressive of times for gender equality, as made prominent by the fact when she first joined the Justice League they made her their secretary.

But that’s not the worst part. Wonder Woman is from a group of women based on the Greek Amazons, the Greek Amazon women of course being known for subjugating men for procreation and lobbing off breasts. To this effect, Wonder Woman carries a lasso. Up until the 80s, one of her weaknesses was ‘being bound by a man‘. And her famous bracelets? Yeah, those were “Bracelets of Submission”, if she didn’t wear them she went into an uncontrollable rage, and by slamming them together she could incapacitate Superman. Yeah, if that’s not innuendo I don’t know what is.

Sensation Comics #1

Sensation Comics #1
Wonder Woman’s first appearance

As Randall Hamm puts it, “A reoccurring theme is the dominance of women over men, by teaching them ‘loving submission.’” and “… the early Wonder Woman comes off as a fetishistic fantasy. That may be one of the biggest reasons it was such huge success with a male audience.”

So, yeah, Wonder Woman was a blatant dominatrix which is not exactly the best symbol for feminism.

But in the late 80s, Wonder Woman was revamped during the Crisis on Infinite Earths reboot. But now she’s not even human but made from clay? Then comes the next reboot, The New 52, and now she’s a demigoddess, still not a human. Oh, these Amazons also force themselves on sailors and kill them afterwards. Not to mention that it’s not been 20 issues and Wonder Woman’s already had one forced marriage and kissed Superman! (Note: Supes and Bats never got this far out in their reboots, each time they’re essentially the same as they’ve always been.)

I’m not really trying to bad mouth Wonder Woman, she as all the potential to be a strong female character and a feminist icon, but at the same time she’s hiting all the right notes… she also hits all the wrong ones. I would gather that only a third (probably less) of those who have heard of Wonder Woman have actually read her comics or anything about her many origins. So they only know her as a “strong female Superheroine” and are down with that. Put her up in a movie for everyone to see, especially in a time where ‘camp superhero shows’ are no longer the vogue, and you run into a real big problem.

If one side isn’t complaining about her being a travesty to feminism, the other side is complaining that ‘this isn’t true to Wonder Woman’, with a third side muttering to themselves how ‘they made her PC, the sell-outs’.

Until they can figure out how to marry her not-so-glorious past with realistic and modern feminine ideals, she just won’t make it off the paper into a mass media like film or television. Finding this Wonder Woman “sweet spot” looks to be an arduous task, one that a few have tried and none have succeeded at.

Although… they could start by getting an actual female to write her… just saying…

As I was going through my usual news outlets, I noticed a trend with the news that Paquin, Page and Ashmore will be returning for Days of Future Past. The trend being that Paquin and/or Rogue are pretty much always given top/first billing and is never the one to be dropped out.

Is this because Paquin is the bigger name? I wouldn’t think so, while Paquin has a popular tv show, Page has been busy and in the recent blockbuster Inception and Ashmore just got back into the news with his new tv show.

Could it be because Rogue had a bigger role in the original movies? Possibly, but then Kitty is at the heart of the original Days of Future Past story.

Could it simply be because Singer chose to write her name first, which could work as an excuse but people choose how they want to report the news and what pictures to use.

Or maybe Rogue is just that much cooler than Shadowcat and Iceman?

Take a look below and decide for yourself.

CinemaBlend

Paquin is given first billing and Rogue is the only image shown.

Paquin is given first billing and Rogue is the only image shown.

Empire

Page and Ashmore aren't even in the lead line, added like an afterthought!

Page and Ashmore aren’t even in the lead line, added like an afterthought!

Newsarama

No top billing but Rogue's is the only image.

No top billing but Rogue’s is the only image.

ICv2

Paquin is first billing and they didn't even bother with a 'Rogue' image instead going for the actress herself.

Paquin is first billing and they didn’t even bother with a ‘Rogue’ image instead going for the actress herself.

ComingSoon.net & SuperHeroHype

Paquin is top billing and first photo.

Paquin is top billing and first photo.

CBR

Paquin is given top billing and Kitty is left out.

Paquin is given top billing and Kitty is left out.

Entertainment Weekly

Kitty is again left out for Rogue and Iceman.

Kitty is again left out for Rogue and Iceman.

Yahoo! Movies

More Rogue/Iceman scenes, ugh, where's Gambit when you need him!

Paquin top billing and more Rogue/Iceman scenes, ugh, where’s Gambit when you need him!

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Iceman is dropped out for Rogue and Kitty.

Iceman is dropped out for Rogue and Kitty this time.

ComicBookMovie actually shares the lime light a little.

Iceman gets top billing on the title but Rogue is the first mentioned everywhere else in the article, plus she has the most decent picture.

Iceman gets top billing on the title but Rogue is the first mentioned everywhere else in the article, plus she has the most decent picture. Seriously Kitty, that hair!

BleedingCool seems to be the only one to focus on Kitty due to her role in DOFP, but even then, they are lumping all of the casting news together.

The only picture of the three is way down in the article and same one used by Empire.

The only picture of the three is way down in the article and same one used by Empire.

Now, these are only 11 out of the thousands of websites out there that cater to movie and comic book news, but these are some of the biggest sites, three of which have their own printed magazines. I think that’s a pretty good indication of Rogue’s and/or Paquin’s popularity.

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Hugh Jackman in The Wolverine

Hugh Jackman in The Wolverine – Still not digging the hair.

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Russell Crowe as Jor-El

Russell Crowe as Jor-El

Deadpool #4

Deadpool #4

Review: Deadpool #4

Quick! How many US Presidents can you name!

That’s pretty much the gist of this issue of Deadpool. We’ve had 44 Presidents and 39 of them are currently undead and tearing things up. It’s still one of the most off the wall plot lines I’ve ever seen, even for Deadpool, but in a way it kinda works. You have the underlying political satire (which may or may not be on purpose) and the fact that this is Deadpool, this is like a Thursday for him.

But back to the Dead Presidents, there have been several Presidents that either had a lackluster run or were simply forgotten to time by the average Joe. This issue sees Deadpool quickly dispatching all the “D-List Presidents” and getting them out of the way for the “A-List Presidents” like Lincoln, Nixon, and J.F.K…. which, yeah, Deadpool should never, EVER, be allowed to dress up like Marilyn Monroe ever again. Just saying.

This leads up to a cage-match fight with Abe Lincoln, wherein Deadpool asks: “Did you ever go to Canada and put a short, hairy baby in a woman?” I can only guess he is referring to Logan but… why? That’s not something I want to envision!!!

Lastly, the art work on this issue still presents us with some of the grossest renderings of Wade’s skin and/or mutilated body. It really is gross.

The most remarkable thing about this title so far is that while it seems to be ‘all over the place’, it’s really not. There is a distinct train of thought, as crazy as it is, and each point is leading to the next. It’s definitely making for one of the strangest reads…

But he should read more comics… no one stays dead for long.

Kevin Bacon #CoinInTheHead Twitter

Stolen from someone who stole it from someone who stole it off Tumblr.