Archive for January, 2013

Uncanny Avengers #3

Uncanny Avengers #3

Review: Uncanny Avengers #3

My first thoughts upon finishing Uncanny Avengers #3 was: “What the frack was that?”

Seriously? What happened? It started off pretty decent, a nice not-too-subtle-but-workable social commentary, Red Skull using his new powers to cause mischief… then it all goes down hill very quickly.

Red Skull uses his new telepathy (which he shouldn’t be that well trained in) to literally cause average New Yorker’s to kick the living crap out of everyone they believe to be a mutant. Not a single bit of remorse in any of them, no one tries to resist as if they had only been waiting for an excuse to break into a riot (which, if I was a New Yorker, I’d be really angry about, I’m insulted and I’m a Southerner!). Only Captain America can resist and even that is suspect. Wolvie and Havok resist easy enough though.

However, the girls apparently don’t have enough willpower, they have to wait for Red Skull to get temporarily depowered before they can break free. And once they are free they stand around and do almost nothing while the boys fight and play hero. Why isn’t Rogue trying to absorb these bad mutants, or Red Skull himself? And why isn’t Wanda using her magical power to try to counter-act the spell Red Skull cast?

And again, I mention the massively violent level of the mob and the great lengths the writer goes to explain just how violent it is… and is apathetic about it at the same time. “Oh, this person was just having a day, suddenly they’re dead, huh, sucks for them.” So many thought bubbles go into describing the mob/riot as this amoralistic rampage of mindless killing machines, an instant post-apocalyptic dystopia where the blood runs red… it’s almost like the writer himself is getting off on it which is creepy.

If it wasn’t for the fact that Rogue is in this title, I’d be very seriously considering cancelling it already…

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Review: Gambit #8

Gambit #8

Gambit #8

Review: Gambit #8

After a nice little run of issues where Gambit grinned his way across the UK and proved he’s no one’s patsy, this issue does leave one a bit wanting.

Yes, we do get a shirtless Remy, something you can never get enough of, but Asmus decided to get a little too long-winded in his thought bubbles for Gambit. It worked for the first couple of issues because he was setting the stage, but here, it completely distracts from any sense of movement or action that might be taking place.  It was a good back-story Asmus was telling… just wrong place, wrong time.

Basically, this is the comic equvalant of something I always complain about in tv and movies, which is too much ‘speechifying’ of the character’s emotions. Gambit is also always better when you don’t know what is going on behind that Cajun Devil smile of his.

Number 8 really felt like a bridge-issue, something to get us from point A to point B. This isn’t neccesarly a bad thing, we need those issues, but this one could have used a bit more polish.

And possibly more dinosaurs.

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Review: WatX #24

Wolverine and the X-Men #24

Wolverine and the X-Men #24
Possibly the most awkwardly drawn kiss… ever.

Review: Wolverine and the X-Men #24

This was quite possibly the most meta issue of an X-Men comic… ever.

I really don’t know where to begin. There are several couples getting together, either on actual dates, just to talk, or your basic hookup. There isn’t anything wasted in this comic. Not only do we have the visual and written humor we’ve come to love from this title, but each conversation is poignant in its own right for vastly different reasons.

At the crux is the fact that the X-Men are not normal people, this has never been ignored in the comics but it is nicely highlighted here through self-aware dialogue that could have been groan-worthy but was instead thoughtful and introspective (and in a few cases hilarious).

Yes, the Bobby/Kitty date was cliché but the honesty in which it was written forgives it. Quentin’s thoughts on Jean Grey are spot on for a boy his age and Jean’s reaction was equally appropriate. Broo and Idie couldn’t have been any more touching. And if Sabretooth is telling you that you need to get a girlfriend… that should tell you something.

This kind of issue could have gone very, very wrong, and in the beginning it nearly did as the relationship between Storm and Black Panther has been treated poorly since its inception. But once that is out of the way, Storm is able to reassert her individuality in a great segway into the non-adjective X-Men title that will be releasing later this year.

After the poor showing in the last three WatX issues, this issue more than makes up for it.

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Deadpool Killustrated #1

Deadpool Killustrated #1

Review: Deadpool Killustrated #1

The special mini-series of Deadpool Killustrated is basically Deadpool “butchering stories from literature’s finest authors”. Sounds like fun, our favorite fourth-wall-breaking merc-with-a-mouth tearing up the classics. It’s a concept you can’t really go wrong with… but amazingly, they found a way.

I sit down to enjoy the first issue and from the cover I’m expecting some fun to be had with whale guts, but all I get instead is page after page of the writer explaining to us how it’s possible for Deadpool to be running around mucking with the classics.

Really?

REALLY?

It’s DEADPOOL!

Do we really need to a reason for him to do anything?

And if you did want at least a slim veil of a connecting plot to Deadpool vs the Marvel Universe then you could have knocked it out in like two pages, three tops, not spend at least half of the book trying to make this all legit when you could have had more fun with whale guts!

It looks like they are trying to somehow make this series cerebral, that Deadpool’s fourth-wall breakage has driven him a little crazy or something because he realizes he’s at the whims of writers and all that… but maybe if they had parcelled that out over the mini-series instead of the dreaded ‘info dump’ it would have been more compelling.

There were a few nice touches, two actually, and that’s it: the thing with Pinocchio (perfect match) and the introduction of a possible nemesis there at the end. Again, if they hadn’t already told us everything, the Pinocchio incident would have had more punch in a ‘wait, what does this mean?’ moment.

Hopefully the next issue will be better because it won’t have to explain everything to us, but at the moment, well, I can understand why Deadpool wants to kill the writers.

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CW's Arrow

CW’s Arrow

Review: Arrow S01E11
“Trust But Verify”

Now, I admit, comics, due to their long running and serialized nature, tend to border on the soap opera genre. However, they aren’t actually soap operas. Could someone please tell this to the writers of Arrow?

First of all, we have the prerequisite episode where one of the main character’s former hero/mentor turns out to be mixed up in something and is quite probably the bad guy. Mostly a yawn and a criminal underuse of Ben Browder. Seriously, it’s freaking Crichton! Just point him in any direction and let him loose!

Secondly, the little sister is as whiney as ever. “Mom is a cheat and a liar,” blah blah blah, “I’m gonna be cliché and get wasted and wreck my car.” Do we care? Should we care? Maybe if she hadn’t been such an annoying character from the the very first episode onwards who just sounds spoiled and worthless. I get what they are trying to go for, she did lose her father and brother and all that, but tone it down and find a fresher angle.

As for Tommy and Captain Jack, once again, nothing but ‘relationship drama’ that walked straight out of 90210. Seriously, two major subplots in this episode and they are both “I have issues with my single parent.”

It wouldn’t be so bad if it was a one off episode but more and more Arrow has become saturated with soap opera drivel that should be on a show like Dallas, not a super hero show. You don’t see them making speeches every five minutes about how they feel on shows like Burn Notice, do you? Which, if you think about it, is pretty much the same show-ish.

The writers need to make these characters more relatable and likable by toning down on the speeches and giving them obstacles and villains with more substance than flavor of the week. We need to see them react, not listen to them talk about their reactions.

Oh, and this episode was seriously lacking in the Dresden. Really, you can never have too much Dresden… who is apparently married to River Song… okay, yeah, I think the internet just exploded…

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CinemaBlend – Jim Carrey And Adam Sandler Reportedly Eyed For Marvel’s Guardians Of The Galaxy – possible voice roles?

ComicBookMovie – Kevin Feige Discusses Happy  Hogan’s Key Role In IRON MAN 3

ComingSoon.net – Marvel’s S.H.I.E.L.D. Begins Filming, Launches Social Media Accounts

SuperHeroHype – Deadshot Will Return on Arrow! – but… he died? he had an arrow… to the face!

ComicBookMovie – ARROW Enlists DOCTOR WHO Actress  To Portray Dinah Lance – I wonder if she’ll have any scenes with John Barrowman? Not likely due to the characters they play.

BleedingCool – What Man Of Steel Did To Earn Its PG-13

i09 – 10 Best Gonzo Science Fiction Movies in the Whole Crazy Universe – So, I have half of these movies memorized… what does that say about me?

ComicBookMovie – THE AVENGERS: Alternate Designs  For The Helicarrier & Iron Man Mark VII Armor

CinemaBlend – Princess Bride T-Shirt Terrifies Airline Passengers – when good pop culture doens’t happen to good people

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Entertainment Weekly Online article: 7 Books That Would Make Great TV Shows
I’m reposting a few choice bits here with my thoughts.

#7 Gotham Central by Ed Brubaker and Greg Rucka

Pitch: A semi-realistic police procedural set in Batman’s hometown.
Upside: It’s the most reliable of TV formats — the big city crime drama — paired with one of the most popular franchises in entertainment history.
Downside
: Batman rights owner Warner Bros. prefers to make Batman films. Even though Dark Knight director Christopher Nolan has finished his trilogy, The CW’s entertainment president told me earlier this month that the studio won’t yet permit a TV spinoff. Also, remember Nikki and Paulo on Lost? Viewers like to focus on a story’s most interesting characters, not the background players, so that could be a creative challenge. Still, this CSI: Gotham is worth a shot.
Perfect Home: The CW or Syfy

While a CSI: Gotham would be interesting, having Batman return to his roots as ‘The World’s Greatest Detective’ would probably be a better bet. Batman has already proven he can carry a tv show with the Adam West series, plus that fact that he has such a wonderfully large and memorable rogue’s gallery means you have plenty of room to work to keep things interesting. You’d have to play it smart though, take a few lessons from the Batman: The Animated Series and learn from Arrow’s mistakes.

#5 American Vampire by Scott Snyder, Rafael Albuquerque, Stephen King

Pitch: Comic series about a notorious outlaw in the Old West who is transformed into the first of a new kind of faster/stronger sunlight-proof vampire who eventually teams with a Hollywood silent movie actress (in this tale, studio moguls are vampires who feed on struggling actresses — nice).
Upside: With an awesome title like American Vampire, I’m amazed this isn’t on my DVR already. Ridiculously easy for a network to market. HBO’s True Blood and The CW’s The Vampire Diaries are modern-day hit vampire shows. A historical tale could be the next step.
Downside: The decades-spanning tale could be too ambitious (read: expensive and complicated) for a TV show.
Perfect Home: AMC

I think the upside is actually the downside. Don’t we have enough vampire stuff in movies and television? Surely we’ll hit the saturation point here any second now. Especially since this sounds a bit like Blade, only old timey.

#2 Battle Royale by Koushun Takami

Pitch: The ultra-violent Japanese cult hit has basically the same setup as The Hunger Games, only with lots of guns and without the ’70s glam makeovers.
Upside: Nowadays, it’s tough for a TV show to feel dangerous. The first season of CBS’ Survivor pulled it off. Starz Spartacus, which stretched the boundaries of gore and sex for a cable drama, did it too. And so did AMC’s The Walking Dead — remember that first scene with Rick Grimes shooting a child zombie in her bunny slippers? If executed correctly, Battle Royale would be a must-watch, high-buzz show. With The Hunger Games blowing up the box office with the teen-friendly two-hour version of this concept, there’s room for an R-rated, uncompromising multi-season version. It’s like a reality show where being voted off the island means a character dies; a structure that can be re-set each year. Writers could drizzle in serialized nuggets (such as who is running the games and how to stop them) while previous “winners” could return to the competition (which happened in the book too).
Downside: Do you need to ask? Teen gun-play on TV is radioactive in the wake of Sandy Hook. One could argue that such sensitivities are exactly why this subject is worth candidly exploring in a commercial art medium like television, but that’s one of those intellectual-sounding points that tend to get shouted down during a media frenzy. Still, if I’m making an honest list of a books that could make great TV shows, Battle Royale should be on it. One option: Having “contestants” of all ages and from all walks of life instead of just a high school class arguably has more dramatic potential and will draw a wider audience while making the story less about kids killing kids.
Perfect Home: Starz (The CW recently looked into the rights, but, yeah, not happening).

The simple fact that they can say a plot line involving kids killing other kids “[blew] up the box office with the teen-friendly two-hour version” should make everyone worry. The fact that they want an R-rated blood-soaked version is even worse. Sure, an honest discussion on teen violence and the cause of it is needed, but in a situation like Battle Royale you’re not going to get it because the characters are being forced into killing. Even those kids who want to participate in the games do so for the game/rush/etc aspect which is removed from the realities of every day life. In a Battle Royale tv series there is no room to look at why kids would willingly hurt each other in everyday life.

#1 The Stand by Stephen King

Pitch: Only the greatest post-apocalyptic novel ever written, and one of the most popular. When a super-flu virus kills more than 99 percent of the world’s population an eclectic group of survivors struggle to control the fate of humanity.
Upside: The Stand has all the components for a great pay cable series. There’s compelling end-of-the-world hook, a lengthy narrative, a diverse ensemble cast and beloved source material. Like AMC’s adaptation of The Walking Dead, the original story would need to be expanded, but there’s enough components in King’s “dark chest of wonders” to support five cable-length seasons (the spread of the flu and survivors coming together in Nebraska and Las Vegas could span the whole first season).
Downside: The Stand was already adapted once (successfully) as a miniseries in 1994. It’s currently in development at Warner Bros. as a feature film (films?). Even King has expressed doubts that this sprawling story will work as a single movie. Here’s a prediction: If CBS’ adaptation of King’s Under the Dome is a hit this summer, The Stand will get a green light  — either as a film or TV show.
Perfect Home: HBO. You don’t need HBO-level sex and language to pull off The Stand, but you do need plenty of money (and HBO has more of it than anybody else). Another network I could imagine wanting this project (though fans probably wouldn’t call it the “perfect” home): Fox.

The 1994 mini-series was indeed fantastic… so can we leave it as a monument and call for a moratorium on post-apocalyptic tv-shows/films? The USA channel is the biggest basic cable channel in the US with top rated and critically acclaimed shows. The secret to their success? “We always go for a blue skies feel” and they “Keep it light.” [Source] Also, the #1 rated tv-series on network television who just reached 25 MILLION viewers? NCIS. A procedural drama that is as light and fun as it is dark and gritty.  Even I can do this math.

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CinemaBlend – Iron Man 3 Will Get An Early International IMAX 3D Release
Iron Man 3 will following in the footsteps of some of the previously released Marvel films to be given the IMAX treatment as part of its anticipated theatrical release. What’s more, the international IMAX 3D release is scheduled for April 25, which is just over a week ahead of the film’s planned U.S. release in early May.”

CinemaBlend – The Avengers 2: What We Know So Far

ComicBookMovie – Next Solo BATMAN Movie Coming In  2017?

io9 – These Character Names Should be Banned Forever – a rant, but an interesting one

CinemaBlend – A Quarter Of Cloud Atlas Is Chopped By Chinese Censors
Apparently lovemaking is bad but graphic violence isn’t? Still, it’s interesting to note how other countries edit material for a variety of social/political reasons. Even more interesting when it’s been the Chinese box office take that has saved many a movie from failing to turn a profit.

ComicBookMovie – Kevin Bacon Discusses Playing  The Villain In R.I.P.D.

deviantArt:

X-men Stained Glass: Original by ~nenuiel

X-men Stained Glass: Original by ~nenuiel

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CinemaBlend – Captain America’s Toby Jones Says He’s Coming Back For The Winter Soldier
So that means we’re looking at some flashbacks to the first movie but that is to be expected.

ComingSoon.net – Marvel’s Kevin Feige Talks Iron Man 3
“Much of the movie is Tony in the middle of the country without his tools and a fairly broken suit to help him. But that’s his superpower: he wasn’t born on Asgard, he wasn’t hit by gamma rays, and he doesn’t have the super soldier serum. His power is his brain. It’s fun to put Tony Stark in a corner with nothing and see how he can get out of it.”

ComicBookMovie – MAN OF STEEL: Jimmy or Jenny?

CinemaBlend – Bruce Willis Coming Back To Sin City For Sequel – Didn’t his character die?

ComicBookMovie – Mark Strong On Why He Thinks  JOHN CARTER Failed; Says He Really Enjoyed The Movie – I enjoyed it too!!

io9 – The Zombieland TV show heads to Amazon.com
First Arrested Development and now Zombieland… behold the future of television, sorta.

GiantFreakingRobot – Rumors Still Floating For Third X-Files Movie, But Will It Ever Actually Get Made?

deviantArt – Art Deco Superhero Movie Posters

BATMAN MOVIE art deco by ~rodolforever

BATMAN MOVIE art deco by ~rodolforever

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I keep thinking about this event that took place on Saturday and decided I needed to share.

So, a writing friend of mine who had never read comics in their life (but seen comic book movies) decided to tag along to the comic book store with me and another friend who is into comics.

We show our newbie friend were everything is, point out titles which we read, see what she might want to try…

She picks one up and goes “Is that elephant holding a gun? It is, the elephant is holding a gun! I have to get this one!”

It was Deadpool #2

She ended up leaving the comic book store with Deadpool #1-3…

No word yet if she still considers us friends.

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